Archive for the ‘Poetry’ Category


Fizzy Funny Fuzzy Poetry

April 28, 2017

Fizzy Funny Fuzzy Poetry for Kids

Attack of the Vegetables

Clouted by sprouts,

And harassed by carrots!
Poked by the beans,
And screamed at by salad!

Poisoned by cabbage,
And pinched by the peas!
Tripped by the spinach,
And peppered with seeds!

Hair pulled by parsnip,
And bruised by tomato!
Glared at by swede,
And thumped by potato!

Battered by beetroot,
That pinch, punch and poke!
Slapped by the onions,
And Arti, who chokes!

©2003 Gareth Lancaster


Giggle Poetry?

April 1, 2017


 Funny poetry for children

Erin’s Children’s Poetry Page!!